Facts

Tickling is a “mechanism for developing close social bonds between companions and help forge relationships between family members and friends”. It also helps develop reflexes and self-defense.
Wow! Tickling is so good for you!
I’m going to start tickling my friends. I care about you guys that much. It just means that I think our friendship has matured to that stage. Also, if I do tickle you, be thankful! I’m helping you develop your reflexes and self-defense.
I’m going to tickle every new face I encounter; I dunno… I guess I’m just a really friendly guy.
// Maybe it’s a good thing I’m not in the welcoming committee at youth… we would lose many members :S
This one is a little more serious and not too surprising I guess: When you fall in love, you lose two close friends. That’s too bad!
On a lighter note, some more facts:
1. You can’t hum while your nose is closed.
(you just tried it. don’t worry, I did the same)
2. Women speak an average of 7000 words a day. Men speak about 2000.
(Probably)
More to come!